HOW HEAVY IS MY GIANT?
by SHLUMP DA ORC

Have you ever wanted to know how heavy a giant is or how much giant
can pick up? (loud refrain -- "Anything he wants to") Well, the
little Kobolds at TSR spent many hours of brainwork and reams of
paper-work to come up with an answer. Unfortunately, they didn't
come up with one answer, they came up with many answers. (Democracy
at its finest.) None of the Kobolds could remember how to do
the scientific law about doubling the size && cubing the mass. So we
couldn't USE that one to help us.

Of all the answers we came up with we used the one that appeared
most reasonable. We used the formula that was created by our smartest
Kobold, mainly because none of the rest ov us could understand it!!
Apparently what he did was base the weight on the increased volume of
the torso. As a giant gets taller his torso lengthens too.

Einshtein, our smartest Kobold, based his formula on an average human
male, 5'8" tall with a 38" chest size, an 18" torso length &&
who weighs 180#. Then he figured that this portion of the body
amounts to 35% of the whole body. Through diabolical methods
he discovered that a cubic foot of a human body weighs 47#. Using all
of this information he created a formula && calculated the following
weights, chest sizes, and torso lengths.
 
 
Height in Feet Weight: Pounds Weight: Tons (Approx).  Chest Size: Inches Chest Size: Feet Torso Length: Inches Torso Length: Feet
5'8" 160 -- 38" 3'2" 18" 1'6"
6' 185 -- 40" 3'4" 19" 1'7"
7' 300 -- 47" 3'11" 22" 1'10"
8' 450 -- 54" 4'6" 25" 2'1"
9' 600 1/4 ton 60" 5' 29" 2'5"
10' 875 1/4 ton 67" 5'7" 32" 2'8"
11' 1,175' 1/2 ton 74" 6'2" 35" 2'11"
12' 1,510 3/4 ton 80" 6'8" 38" 3'2"
13' 1,930 1 ton 87" 7'3" 41" 3'5"
14' 2,240 1 1/4 ton 94" 7'10" 45" 3'11"
15' 2,950 1 1/2 ton 100" 8'4" 48" 4'
16' 3,600 1 3/4 ton 107" 8'10" 51" 4'3"
17' 4,340 2 1/4 ton 114" 9'6" 54" 4'6"
18' 5,120' 2 1/2 ton 120" 10' 57" 4'9"
19' 6,050 3 ton 127" 10'7" 60" 5'
20' 7,010 3 1/2 ton 134" 11'2" 64" 5'4"
21' 8,140 4 ton 141" 11'9" 67" 5'7"
22' 9,075 4 1/2 ton 148" 12'4" 70" 5'10"
23' 10.625 5 1/4 ton 154" 12'10" 73" 6'1"
24' 12,130 6 ton 161" 13'5" 76" 6'4"
25' 13,700 6 3/4 ton 168" 14' 79" 6'7"
26' 15,425 7 3/4 ton 174" 14'6" 83" 6'11"
27' 17,275 8 1/2 ton 181" 15'1" 86" 7'2"
28' 19,250 9 1/2 ton 188" 15'8" 89" 7'5"
29' 21,400 10 3/4 ton 194" 16'2" 92" 7'8"
30' 23,660 11 3/4 ton 201" 16'9" 96" 8'

The weight, chest size, and torso length columns have 2 units of
measurement to help you visualize how large these giants really are.

An important note: These weights && sizes are based on the proportions
of an average human male. This means that from 6' to 30' the
measurements given are proportionally the same as the 5'8" man. The
30' giant will LOOK exactly like the 5'8" man, only taller. These measurements
then, being based on an average human, will give you an
average giant as long as the giant retains the same proportions as the
human.

The normal human we've used has a shoulder length of 18" (the
same as his torso length); this is average. If that human had a shoulder
length of 2 1/2', that would change his weight && chest size. The
same is true for giants. NOT everybody's giants LOOK the same. Some are
sqaut && thick, others braod-shouldered && narrow hipped. Unfortunately
the formula only works for the average, proportionally,
human-like giants. Those of you with different shaped giants must
make your own compensations. All of the info derived so far is
based on the assumption that the physical, chemical, && biological
make up of the giants are identical to normal human standards. Some
GMs might want their giants to have hollow bones || 3
hearts, etc. Any change from the human norm may possibly affect the
giant's weight.

Over and Under weight giants. Again based on the 5'8" man, his
average weight is 160 lbs. but if he were 130 lbs. he would be 20%
lighter than normal. A 30' tall giant weighing 20% less than average
would weigh 18,836 lbs. A 5'8" man who weighs 200 lbs. is 25% MORE
than average. A 30' tall giant who is 25% heavier than average weighs 
29,587 lbs. (almost 15 tons). If u need a lighter || heavier giant base 
it on the 5'8" man. Find the % of increase || decrease. ie., 160 to 
130 = -20%, 160 to 200 = +25% etc. Multiply the giant's normal 
weight by the % && +add+ || -subtract- the result w/ the avg. 
weight. (Don't forget the %'s decimal point.)

The Refind Formula: For those of u who wish to find out the 
weight && sizes of a larger giant (perhaps a Talos size giant) this is the 
formula we used. 

1st multiply the weight of the giant (in inches) by .5588; this reveals 
the chest size (circumference) in inches. Then multiply the height 
in inches by .2647. This gives the torso length (in inches) of the giant. 
The weight formula is: 

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Now, doesn't that make a lot of sense? AHHHHHHHHH . . .
I Hope you have a calculator!!
1. Divide the chest size by 6.28, 
2. Square that answer, (multiply by itself, 2x2 = 4)
3. Multiply that by 3.12,  
4. Multiply that by the torso length, 
5. Divide that by .35,  
6. Divide that by 1728, 
7. Multiply that by 47 (lbs. per cubic foot)

The answer is the giant's weight in pounds. 

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1. 201.16 (chest) divided by 6.28 = 32.0
2. 32.0 times 32.0 = 1024.0 
3. 1024.0 times 3.12 = 3194.88 
4. 3194.88 times 95.29 (torso) = 304,440.1
5. 304,440.1 divided by .35 = 869,828.88 
6. 869,828.88 divided by 1728 = 503.373
7. 503.373 times 47 = 23,658.539 || (23,660 pounds)

How much can a giant pick up?
We make teh assumption that a giant can proportionally pick up as 
much as a man can. This means that like our 160 lb. man, who can carry 
on his back 160 lb. man (fireman carry, || 200 yd. carry 
army style) a giant should be able to carry a weight equal to his own 
weight on his back. 

Now don't git carried away w/ the weights an Olympic weight 
lifter can pick up. Those weights r balanced, symmetrical && designed 
to b picked up. There aren't too many 50,000 lb. dumbells lying 
around for titans to practice on. 

An avg. giant (like an avg. man) would b able to: 
Carry his full weight on his back. 

1) Hold in his arms 3/4 of his weight as easily as an avg. man could 
carry a 100# box of books (ugh); this would be dead weight && 
balanceable. 

2) Fairly easily pick up in 2 arms 1/4 his body weight of dead 
weight.

3) W/ difficulty pick up 1/2 his body weight (like 
an avg. man picking up a struggling German Shepherd). 

4) W/ mild difficulty will pick up 1/4 his body weight a struggling animal 
2 handed (like an avg. man picking ^up^ a struggling poodle). 

5) Fairly easily pick up 1/4 his body weight in one hand of dead 
weight, balanced && somewhat symmetrical (large tree limb, pillar, 
spherical rock etc.)

Again let me say, this is an avg. giant && this is roughly what 
he can pick ^up^. A 30' tall titan who has taken weight lifting classes 
should be able to "press" 47,300 - 71,000 lbs. (2-3 times his weight) if 
had the proper equipment. 

Non-flesh Giants 
Now then, if u want to know the weight of a non-flesh && 
blood monster (of human proportions) only 1 thing needs to b 
changed in the formula. Step 7 is the pounds per cubic foot. For FLESH 
&& blood giants, the # 47 is used, but to find the weight of a 
stone Golem || a bronze Talos, this # must be changed to reflect 
the weight difference of the new body material (stone || bronze). The 
table@ THE END ov this article will give the weights per cubic/foot ov 
various materials. i.e., Bronze weighs 550 lbs. per cu./ft.

Example: A 60 foot tall Bronze giant named Talos.
60' tall = 720 inches tall. 
Chest size, 720" times .5588 = 402.33" 
Torso length, 720" times .2647 = 190.58" 
The following are the steps for the weight formula;
1. 402.33 divided by 6.28 = 64.06 
2. 64.06 times 64.06 = 4104.02
3. 4104.02 times 3.12 = 12,804.54
4. 12,804.54 times 190.58 = 2,440,290.9
5. 2,440,290.9 divided by .35 = 6,972,259.7 <error!>
6. 6,972,259.7 divided by 1728 = 4,034.87
7. 4,034.87 times 550 (wt. of Bronze per cu./ft.) = 2,219,178.5
Roughly 2,220,000 lbs. || 1,110 tons of solid Bronze.
If the insides of the giant are molten metal the wt. would possibly be 
less because heat expands metals && the volume is the constant factor 
here. Rougly then, he would weigh 1,000 tons.

Giant Footsteps
A note for those of you who would like to know how deep this 
giant's foot steps are. His foot size is 71/2 feet by 3 feet (appx.) or 6480 
sq./inches of AREA total for both feet. If he weighed 1,000 tons there 
would be 340 lbs. per sq./inch of pressure on the ground. Proportionally, 
this is similar to a human walking through 2-4 inches of mud || 
through fine dry sand on a beach. With every step the giant takes he 
would sink into the ground 3-6 feet. It is conceivable though, for Talos 
to sink into soft loam until he was supported by bed rock. 

    An 8 foot tall Clay Golem weighs 1,435 lbs. 
    A 91/2' tall Stone Golem (Granite) weighs 2,640 lbs. 
    A 12' tall Cast Iron Golem weghs 14,155 lbs./apprx. 7 tons. 

METAL
Substance Pounds per Cubic Foot
Aluminum 170
Brass -
    Red 545
    Yellow 530
    Forging 525
Bronze 550
Copper 560
Gold 1,205
Iron -
    Pure Ingots 490
    Wrought 480
    Cast (Gray) 445
    Malleable 450
Lead 710
Magnesium 110
Mercury 845
Nickel 555
Platinum 1,340
Silver 655
Silver, Sterling 645
Steel -
    Cold Rolled 500
    Carbon 485
    Tungsten 505
    Stainless 500
Tin -
    Pure 455
    Soft Solder 525
    White Metal 454
    Pewter 454
    Tin Babbitt 470
Titanium 280
Tungsten 1,205
Zinc 445

ROCK (et al.)
Substance Pounds per Cubic Foot -
Agate 156-158 Semi-precious stone
Alabaster 168-173 fine pottery
Amber 66-69 used in jewelry
Asbestos 125-175 -
Beeswax 60-61 -
Beryl 168-169 Semi-precious gem
Biotite 170-190 contains iron ore
Bone 106-105 -
Brick 87-137 -
Butter 53-54 -
Calamine 255-280 ore containing zinc
Camphor 62 aspirin variant
Cement 170-190 set-hardened
Chalk 118-175 -
Charcoal 35
Cinnabar 508 ore containing mercury, useful for poisons and red dye. 
Clay 112-162 -
Coal 87-112 -
Coke 62-105 -
Cork 14-16 -
Diamond 188-220 -
Dolomite 177 ore containing magnesium
Feldspar 159-172 ore containing aluminum
Flint 164 -
Galena 460-470 ore containing lead && coal
Garnet 197-268 semi-precious stone
Glass 150-175 -
Granite 165-172 -
Gum Arabic 81-87 a plant derivative used in adhesives, confectionary and pharmacy
Hematite 306-330 ore containing iron
Ice 57.2 -
Ivory 114-120 -
Leather (dry) 54 -
Magnetite 306-324 ore containing iron
Malachite 231-256 Semi-precious stone, also ore containing copper.
Marble 160-177 -
Ochre 218 a red/yellow pigment
Opal 137 Semi-precious stone
Paper 44-72 -
Paraffin 54-57 -
Pitch 67 -
Porcelain 143-156 -
Pyrite 309-318 "Fools Gold" Can contain Gold deposits
Quartz 165 Can contain Gold deposits
Rocksalt 136 -
Rubber - -
    Hard 74 -
    Soft 69 -
Sandstone 134-147 -
Soapstone 162-175 -
Sugar  99 -
Topaz 219-223 -
Wax 112 -
Wood (seasoned) - -
    Apple 41-52 -
    Ash 40-53 -
    Balsa 7-9 -
    Bamboo 19-25 -
    Cedar 30-35 -
    Ebony 69-83 -
    Lignum Vitae 73-83 -
    Mahongany 41 -
    Oak 37-56 -
    Pine, White 22-31 -
        Yellow 23-37 -
    Sycamore 24-37 -
    Teak, Indian 41-55 -
    Teak, African 61 -
    Willow 24-37 -