RA: h
SX: m
AL: lg
ST: 14
IN: 6
WI: 10
DX: 11
CN: 10
CH: 8
COM: 13(12-1+2) <face 11, body 15, voice 13>
LV: 7
HP: 27
AC: 5
+H: -
+D: -
DB: -
SB: -
#AT: 3/2
R/AT: -
AG: 4 [mature]
AP: 9
PO: 4
SA: 4 <alt: insane>
GT: 12
#H: 1-3
MI: -
<knight>
<born in a coastal
town of Greyhawk>
<women hate me
because I have lost more teeth than Lemmy of Motorhead... to set the record
straight, stay clean... my missing teeth... The Teeth of Tsojconth...it
was not methamphetamine.... it was another drug... Now, to tell you a story:
I was very poor, and, I used to fight for a living... Chinese Underworld
and Fuck Communist China! So, I would pit fight. One day, I was insulted!
My opponent was a woman! WTF? I do not hit women, sorry. That is an absoulute.
Sometimes I throw them out the window when they get annoying, but that
is another story for another day. Right, so I was up against this short
Greek woman. I laughed so hard. It was hilarious. Then she kicked me in
the face. Blackout. I woke up missing teeth in an alley in East Toronto...
sorry, I have to say this is a story>