L^: mu0	-	R#: 1"	-	D^: <see below>
C^: v.s	-	CT: 1/6 segment	-	S^: None
A^: 4 sq. yds.	-	!@@	-	!##

Effect: The opposite of a clean cantrip,
this enables the caster to soil,
spot,
and sully walls,
floors,
dishes,
garments,
etc.

C: The verbal component is a spitting sound,
made while the feet are shuffled && stamped.