Dragon's Bestiary: Humanoids
Humanoid spell-casters
Giants, humanoids, and DMs
Races: Orc, Goblin, Kobold, Xvart
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DRAGON 141: GIANTS && HUMANOIDS

FORUM
After reading all of the articles on humanoids
in issue #141, I felt I had to write in. In my
AD&D campaign, orcs and other less-powerful
humanoids are not as weak as characters would
like to believe. I took my friend’s 13th-level
necromantic-specialist mage on a solo adventure,
and it was great fun to see him actually
start to worry about his character’s welfare!
The adventure went as follows:

The mage entered a dark cave, where he
found an ogre slumped over, sleeping. Quietly
dispatching the guard, he continued on. As he
peered around the corner of the next room, he
saw two goblins playing knucklebones on the
ground. Thinking of them as easy prey, he
pompously strolled in. Immediately, the goblins
sounded the alarm (he thought they were too
disorganized to use one) and rushed into the
fray. He slew both of them with a magic missile
spell, but not before most of the other monsters
knew he was there. He continued down a very
narrow passage that led to a dead end. Turning
around, he came face-to-face with the biggest
ogre he had ever seen. Quickly casting a fireball
spell, he incinerated the ogre. Because he had
his minor globe of invulnerability up, he was
unaffected by the backlash.

Continuing on he stumbled onto an orc
sacrificial ceremony. This chamber was actually
a series of layers sunk into the ground. The four
orc guards quickly rushed to destroy him and
he was hit twice (his AC is -5) before he killed
them. At that moment, the orc shaman whirled
around and hurled his dagger of piercing +2,
which struck the mage with terrible force. His
spell ruined, the mage then attacked the orc
with his wand of magic missiles. Though he
smashed the mage with his mace +1, the shaman
was killed immediately after his blow
struck by a well-placed dagger +2.

The mage heard a loud noise coming from the
passage above the sacrificial platform, and he
cast a levitate spell to investigate the disturbance.
Seeing an ogre and deciding he had just
about enough of this, the mage cast a teleport
spell to take him home. Unfortunately, the ogre
was quicker. He leaped up and caught the mage
around the midsection, causing both of them to
plummet to the ground 60’ below. The ogre did
not survive the fall, and the mage was barely
hanging on to life.

Slipping down behind the altar, the mage
gulped down three potions of extra-healing,
then cast an invisibility spell and fell asleep.
Tymora was with him, and he was not discovered.
Memorizing a few spells when he awoke,
he recast the invisibility spell and continued on.
He went into another room, this time the sleeping
quarters of the monsters. Still invisible, he
backed into a far corner and waited. Inside the
room were three orcs, one being extremely
large. One orc left just as the mage completed a
web spell over the doorway. Facing the two
other orcs, he cast a flaming sphere spell and
killed one orc instantly. The second, while
wounded, charged the mage with his bastard
sword +1 raised; the blade bit deep. The mage
dispatched the orc with a series of magic missile
attacks, then searched the bodies. On the larger
one, he discovered a brass key. There was only
one way to go, so he continued on.

Coming to a large iron door, he placed the key
into the lock. When he entered the room, the
remaining orc was at the other end of the room,
preparing for battle. He wore full plate mail and
wielded a two-handed sword +1, with a brooch
of absorption pinned to his breast. When the
mage entered, he cast a magic missile spell. The
orc survived and gulped down a potion of
super-heroism. With a wild battle cry, he lunged
forward. The mage then cast a lightning bolt
spell that was promptly absorbed by the
brooch. The orc swung wildly and hit the mage
twice. The mage then cast a burning hands spell
at the orc and destroyed it. Exhausted, he
flopped down and sighed. He had faced a handful
of ?wimpy? monsters and barely survived.
The adventure was finally over!

In the above example, some simple humanoids
were made more powerful and challenging by a
few simple one-shot or weak magical items. It
also made the mage think about what he should
do when encountering lesser humanoids, and
what defenses they might have up their sleeve.

Jason Dunn
Calgary, Alberta
(Dragon #152)