39.
Balls-O-Mac? <smile> (Thanks: Jackson Lansing)
(a middle-aged immaculate man - N hm T9: Thief)

RA: h
SX: m
AL: n
ST: 10
IN: 11 <PC: 12>
WI: 6
DX: 17 <PC: 19>
CN: 15
CH: 12
COM: 12
LV: 9
HP: 40 <PC: 46>
AC: 8
+H: -
+D: -
DB: -3
SB: -1
BS: x4
R/AT: +2
PP: 75
MS: 75
HS: 61
AG: 8 [middle-aged]
AP: 4 [immaculate]
PO: 10 [superabundant] <UUC, ie. Royalty!>
SA: 7 [neurotic]
GT: 18 [foul/barbaric]
#H: 1-5
MI: p [potion ov treasure finding], r [ring ov warmth], <PC: iron flask>, <PC: Quaal's Feather Token: Anchor>, <PC: Wand ov Magick Detection: 81 charges>, <PC: ring ov invisibility>, <PC: oil of etherealness>
<doom>
<spend his money on hookers && blow>
<NWP: stonemason>
<IN: drugs>